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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)

(Source: madnessdomain)

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

frazerross:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

The best post on this site

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,
you know„,..
check if you have a child.,????

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,

you know„,..

check if you have a child.,????

  • Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
funnyandhilarious:

British Parents VS American Parents »

funnyandhilarious:

British Parents VS American Parents »



drawingwerewolves:

ragingnewborn:

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

NOT BREATHING

SCIENCE NERDS

drawingwerewolves:

ragingnewborn:

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

NOT BREATHING

SCIENCE NERDS

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

dulect:

(x)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: televisionsgifs)

rosehatahway:

I only make 40,000 a year. Maybe I should kill myself.